Sunday, August 22, 2010

Rewind: Picket Fences


As we plunge into the 2010 election season, so many politicians and pundits are exploiting fear--the fear of time honored institutions like marriage, family, and racial hegemony changing until they are no longer recognizable.  At least, that's what some would like you to believe.  A vocal segment of the population would like to return to small town (as in, WASP) values, but from 1992-1996 there was a drama by David E. Kelly on CBS that showed how complex and diverse small town values can be.

Picket Fences was about the citizens living in the small town of Rome, Wisconsin, who find themselves dealing with contemporary issues and unusual problems.  Jimmy Brock is the town's sheriff.  His wife Jill is the town's doctor, who somehow has up-to-date information on the latest diseases and treatments.  Kimberly, Jimmy's daughter from a previous marriage, is trying to find an identity outside of the town pillars who are her parents.  Jimmy and Jill's sons, Matthew and Zack, are two creative troublemakers.  The show also follows people who regularly encounter the Brocks.  Kenny and Maxine are two deputies who just want the chance to shine on hard cases.  Carter is the pathologically lonely medical examiner, who chose his career before shows like CSI made forensic pathology sexy.  Douglas Wambaugh is a Jewish lawyer who represents every defendant in town before Judge Bone, a curmudgeon who manages to abolish the jury system and whose post-verdict catchphrase is, "Now, get out!"

I'm not sure why I started renting the Season 1 DVDs from the library.  Maybe because it takes place in my adopted state, with plots about the town's dairy industry and talking with venom about "a new hot-shot lawyer from Madison."  Maybe because DVDs have allowed me to watch so many shows that seemed lost to nostalgia.  Nostalgia is powerful, to the point where just hearing the theme music makes me feel happy and safe.


Seriously, doesn't that make you think of quiet streets strewn with autumn leaves, and snuggling up next to a fireplace, and pies cooling on the window sill?  As much comfort as that music makes me feel, however, the show's purpose is to puncture that sense of comfort.

When I first told my mom that I had started watching Picket Fences DVDs I borrowed from the library, she made a face and said, "Ugh, why?"  I was surprised by her reaction.  After all, I often watched it with her when I was in 2nd-5th grade.  (When I asked her why she let me watch it, considering the adult subject matter, she replied, "I think I let you watch because of Fyvush Finkel.")  The show won 14 Emmy awards, including the award for Outstanding Drama two years in a row.  Indeed, it is one of the few shows to win Outstanding Drama, Lead Actor, and Lead Actress in its debut season.  The actors have continued to have notable careers, particularly Don Cheadle, who had one of his first major roles as DA John Littleton starting in season 2.  (Unless you would rather count his time on Golden Palace, the Golden Girls spinoff, as his first major role.)  I've even spotted a young Elisabeth Moss playing Zack's classmate, a precocious girl who brings a severed hand for Show and Tell and admonishes Kimberly for being caught having "dirty bad naked sex!"

So why did my mom react with disgust?  The show's raison d'etre was to push boundaries.  The only way to describe it is as a family/legal/medical/cop dramedy.  When I showed my fiance the pilot episode, in which Carter suspects foul play after the Tin Man dies backstage during a community production of The Wizard of Oz, he said, "It's trying to be everything at once."  He sounded exhausted when he said that.  The show also took on just about every controversial issue possible, and sometimes more than once. For example, as part of my TV discussion series on reproductive rights, I told my fellow volunteer about the episode "Cross Examination," in which a comatose car crash victim is found to be pregnant even though she is a virgin, and the town churches file a restraining order to stop the hospital from performing a life saving abortion on the grounds that the fetus could be the second coming of Jesus.  When I later told her about the episode "The Body Politic," in which a man tries to keep his brain-dead wife on life support because she is pregnant, the volunteer interrupted, "Wait--didn't you tell me about this already?"

If you mention the show to anyone who was a teenager or adult at the time it aired, they are probably going to respond, "Wasn't that the show with the pregnant cows?"  They are referring to the 3rd season episode "Away in a Manger," in which the police uncover an operation in which a local fertility doctor uses cows as surrogate mothers for human fetuses.  By most accounts, this is when the show started to go downhill.  By season four, David E. Kelly left and the writing deteriorated.  Plots became weird just for the sake of being weird, like one where there is a shooting in town . . . and the only witness is His Holiness the Pope!  At the same time, they kept returning to tired plots of the Brocks' marriage troubles and Kenny and Max's "will they or won't they?" romantic tension.  The show finally limped across the finish line at the end of season four, with a fraction of the critical acclaim it once had.

Looking back, some elements come across as dated.  The "controversial issue of the week" type TV shows were definitely a product of the 1990's that television has either left behind or integrated into a more complex serialized narrative.  The medical issues also suffer from hindsight.  In the episode "Frosted Flakes," a couple tries to have their cancer-stricken son cryogenically frozen with the hope that he can be unfrozen when a cure is found.  Carter claims that cryogenics is the way of the future and breakthroughs are "just around the corner."  Almost 20 years later, we have yet to reach that corner.  You know how when you thaw out a frozen strawberry, it turns into a gooey blob?  Now imagine that happening to a human.  Needless to say, I'm glad that Judge Bone ruled against the parents on that one.

The Emmy Award-winning 1st and 2nd seasons, however, are delightfully engaging.  The actors portray their characters with earnestness.  Kimberly actually cares about finding her identity, a spiritual sister to Angela Chase and Daria Morgendorffer.  Her type of teen girl character seemed to have gone out of style with the invention of texting.  Douglas Wambaugh is such an outrageous character that in one episode, the local synagogue tries to excommunicate him for embodying the Jewish stereotype of the shyster lawyer.  He is the comedic center of the show, but he cares deeply about ensuring that everybody has a chance at justice.  His friendship with Judge Bone also provided much heart to the show as it lost creative steam.  Jimmy and Jill struggle between their personal preferences for liberal views and their desire to protect their children and the town.  For at least 3/4 of the show, all of the characters are at their A-game.

The issues of the week are presented with complete seriousness from both sides, no matter how outrageous their claims.  The writers were willing to present both sides as having valid claims, a quality that seems lost in a time when the entertainment industry must counteract Palin/Beck/Tea Party soundbites with equally strong rhetoric.  The best example of this is in the notable episode "The Body Politic," in which a dentist is fired from a city contract for not disclosing that he is HIV positive.  The dentist sues the city and Jill speaks in his defense, rightly pointing out that medical professionals are not required to disclose their status and that with proper procedure, it's impossible for a patient to catch the virus.  When Wambaugh cross-examines her, he points out that while all of the above is true, patients also have a right to start or stop seeing medical professionals based on any criteria they want--and that by not disclosing his status, the dentist is robbing the patient of that right.  Jill sputters that patients are wrong if they let bigotry determine which doctors they see, but Wambaugh has proven his point.  Later, Jill says she doesn't know what is worse--realizing she was wrong, or having Wambaugh do it for her.  Judge Bone ends up ruling in favor of the dentist, but it is a bittersweet victory, as he explains, "I can give you your job back, but I can't force patients to sit in that chair."

The first season is on DVD, and both the first and second seasons are available on Hulu (minus six episodes due to music rights issues.)  This show has not stayed in the cultural mindset the way other award-winning dramas have, but it deserves a second look.  Watch it on a cold winter night, wrapped in a warm blanket.  Sip some apple cider and go back to a time when idealism was in the air and it seemed like any issue could be solved with a reasoned discussion.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Mega Marathon: Y2K

I'm disappointed there were no killer waffle irons.

Nostalgic for a time about 10 years ago?  Watch these retro episodes!

  • Family Guy, "Da Boom."
After the Y2K bug results in the apocalypse, Peter and his friends rebuild their town.

  • Futurama, "Space Pilot 3000"
Delivery boy Philip J. Fry is cryogenically frozen on the New Years Eve 2000 and is thawed out 1000 later.

  • King of the Hill, "Hillennium."
Fears of the Y2K bug cause Hank to drastically alter his Christmas gift-giving plans.

  • The Simpsons, "Treehouse of Horror X"
Includes the segment, "Life's A Glitch And Then You Die," in which life is not the same after electronics are destroyed by the Y2K bug.

  • South Park, "Are You There, G-d?  It's Me, Jesus"
Jesus is under pressure to plan a big event for New Years Eve 2000.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Missed Connections: Woops!



I am a sucker for post-apocalyptic fiction.  Not your wussy zombie apocalypses, I'm talking about end scenarios that can ACTUALLY happen.  Even though reading or watching it gives me nightmares, I can't get enough of it.  It's not that I want the world to end, per se.  My obsession with PA fiction is two-fold.


First, I harbor the notion that, should the Big Day finally arrive, I'll survive because I've read all the books and thus know what to do.  The minute I see mushroom clouds, I am off to loot Capital Center Foods.  Remember to get Progresso soups, because they don't require additional water!


Second, stories that allow humanity to survive (as opposed to ones where it's only a matter of time before everyone dies) have some degree of hope to them.  I picture myself on horseback, a sinewy warlord who has taken over three states.  Somehow I will automatically remember my horseback riding lessons from camp.  I'll be tougher and more capable.  To a larger extent, sci-fi authors use post-apocalyptic fiction to envision their version of a world made better without the flaws of civilization.  PA classics Alas, Babylon and Earth Abides showed the then-progressive scenario of blacks and whites living together in peace, with institutional racism crumbling along with the rubble.  Current books like A World Made by Hand, Patriots, and One Second After are by conservatives who long to go back to a time when white Christian men had all the power.  In line with the Italian Futurists who believed that "war is the ultimate hygiene," PA fiction can be a giant reset button to remake society from the (hopefully non-irradiated) ground up.


The 1980's saw a heyday for apocalyptic TV.  Specifically, it was in the form of brutally realistic depictions of nuclear holocausts.  The trend started with NBC's Special Bulletin and each TV movie was more grim than the last.  If you want to ruin your day and possibly destroy your will to live, watch The Day After, Testament, and Threads in that order.  With all of this grimness, people probably asked . . . where's the laughter?  You'd probably have to find some humor in the situation just to stop yourself from screaming constantly.  Today, about 20 years after the Cold War ended, we have no problem poking fun.  Take this clip, where people are trying to prove that everything is funnier with the Benny Hill theme by playing it over the bombing sequence in Threads.  (You've been warned.  NO.  SERIOUSLY.  HIGH OCTANE NIGHTMARE FUEL AHEAD.)



On a significantly lighter note, here is one of my favorite clips from the British sketch comedy show, That Mitchell and Webb Look.  This is the reason why I can't take the upcoming TV drama The Event seriously.  (This is part 1 of 3.  I recommend the other two parts as well.)



In the fall of 1992, with the Soviet Union collapsing, people did not have the proper distance from Cold War fears to find humor in these scenarios--or at least, effective humor.  It was in this climate that the sitcom Woops! premiered on FOX on Sept. 27, 1992.  Though thirteen episodes were produced, only 10 aired before FOX cancelled it that December.  The origin is summed up in the opening title for the show, which is apparently the only surviving video of it and can only be viewed on Retrostatic.com.


Whoops! Opening Sequence


At a homecoming parade in a small town, the local armed forces are showing off their nuclear missiles.  Some little kids play with remote controlled cars, which the missile detection system confuses with weapons.  Before you can say "It's coming out in clumps," WWIII is over, leaving a small band of six survivors.  They each serve a purpose of filling a much-needed stereotype--the wimpy schoolteacher, the uptight businessman, the ditz, the African-American physician (two birds with one stone!), the plucky homeless man, and the humorless feminist.  The actors never went on to much, except for the school teacher (Evan Handler) playing Charlotte's husband in the Sex and the City franchise and the physician (Cleavant Derricks) playing Rembrandt Brown on Sliders.


The show was panned by critics, and since it aired long ago and lacked a cult following, it will probably never be seen on DVD.  At this point, I just want to see it for curiosity's sake.  I love so-bad-it's-good TV.  I even watch so-bad-it's-bad TV if it's notorious enough.  However, the reviews indicate that it wasn't even offensive.  It's humor was as electric as an iPod after an EMP.  It fell back on expected storylines and jokes, like the survivors having to learn to work together as a team to fight giant radioactive spiders and turkeys.  It did not try to play into the young network's reputation for tastelessness, or even try for political humor.  Basically, it was a post-apocalyptic Gilligan's Island.


The one truly outrageous episode they did . . . well, it made the book of dumbest events in TV history.  It's there on page 37.  In their Christmas episode, the survivors meet Santa (Stuart Pankin, known to me as the voice of Earl Sinclair on Dinosaurs).  With Mrs. Claus and the elves reduced to Christmas roast, Santa is a bit depressed.  At the Christmas party, Santa starts crying, "I killed Mrs. Claus and the elves!"  He confesses that when the air raid sirens sounded, he ran into the fallout shelter only to be unable to open the door for his wife and elves.  ("The screams!  The horrible screams!")  Eventually, the survivors figure out that Santa wasn't being malicious--it's just that in all those centuries of climbing down chimneys, Santa forgot how to use a doorknob.  Thus ends one of the most bizarre Christmas episodes ever.


Ok, that description sounds pretty awesome to me.  The rest of the show wasn't nearly as notable.  The legacy of the show is one of cautionary example.  If you are going to go ahead and make a comedy out of the end of the world, this isn't the time to rely on safe humor (fail-safe humor?)  Do what the best sci-fi writers have done and use it as an opportunity to critique a civilization that would let this happen, to point out the foibles in man's nature with biting accuracy.  It worked for the movies in Dr. Strangelove, so let it work for TV.


Good night, and REMAIN INDOORS!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Mega Marathon: LGBT



Celebrate the overturning of Prop 8 with this marathon!

  • American Dad, "Lincoln Lover"
Stan is excited to speak at the Republican National Convention until he finds out that the group sponsoring him, the Log Cabin Republicans, are gay.

  • Dinosaurs, "I Never Ate For My Father"
Earl pushes the carnivore lifestyle, but Robbie thinks he might be (gasp!) an herbivore.

  • The Facts of Life, "Rough Housing"
It's Harvest Festival time, and Cindy is competing against Blair for Harvest Queen!  Cindy has second thoughts, however, when Blair makes cutting remarks about her lack of femininity.

  • Family Guy, "Family Gay"
Peter tries to earn more money by participating in medical experiments.  One of them involves getting a shot that changes his sexual orientation.

  • Futurama, "Proposition Infinity"
After Bender falls in love with Amy, he joins the movement to legalize human-robot (robo-sexual) marriage.

  • The IT Crowd, "The Work Outing"
Jen's date at the theatre turns into a work gathering with the addition of Moss and Roy.

  • King of the Hill, "The Peggy Horror Picture Show"
Peggy makes a new friend while shopping for over-sized shoes.  She is not aware that her new friend is a transvestite, and he is friends with her because he assumes she is one as well.

  • Moral Orel, "Closeface"
The school's annual Arms Length Dance is coming up, and Stephanie vows to get Orel the date of his dreams.  The dance brings back memories of being spurned by a girl she liked.

  • Picket Fences, "Sugar and Spice"
Jill and Jimmy don't know what to do when they find out their daughter Kimberly has kissed a female friend.

  • Simpsons, "Homer's Phobia"
Homer sours after finding out a new friend is gay, and wonders about the man's affect on Bart.

  • South Park, "Follow That Egg!"
After Ms. Garrison finds out that Mr. Slave is marrying Big Gay Al, she tries to use the "egg parent" class project to prove that gay marriages should be outlawed.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Study Abroad: Intro to Srugim



It tantalized me, teased me with promise. It’s the most popular show in Israel, filled with witty humor and gripping drama. It tackles issues of religion, gender, and coming of age. It is Srugim, the first Israeli TV show to capture international attention.
The problem? It’s only available on DVD in Region 2, and the one American channel airing it with English subtitles can only be found in NYC. I tried to find it online, but most video clips were only viewable in Israel and with Hebrew subtitles.
So I caved. I bought the official DVD through a bookstore that sells Israeli books and movies in America. The box set was $5 off, but I guess not a lot of Americans have taken advantage of the deal. The bookstore actually called me the next day, asking, “Are you aware this DVD is Region 2?” Yes, yes I am. I’ll sacrifice my laptop to the region gods.
I’ve been avoiding spoilers so that I can watch the show fresh. What I do know is that it is about a group of Modern Orthodox (and politically religious-Zionist) Jewish singles who try to navigate the dating scene in the Jerusalem neighborhood of Katamon. It won Best Drama at Israel’s TV Academy Awards. The reason why it is popular is that it has captured the attention of the Modern Orthodox community, many of whom belong to a growing population of Modern Orthodox singles. They are excited to finally identify with characters on TV, but these characters are also written in a way that is accessible to the secular majority. The show’s acting and writing are good to the point where it is earning international attention, including a run with English subtitles on The Jewish Channel.
“Srugim” is Hebrew for “knitted.” This refers to the knitted and crocheted kippot worn by religious-Zionist men. (While studying abroad in Jerusalem, I learned that you can quickly discern a man’s religious, political, and ethnic affiliation just by looking at the style of his head covering.) “Knitted” also refers to the nature of the show’s characters. They live in a small country where meeting someone new turns into a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon--er, Brisket. They are part of a community where their religious choices are watched and noted. These conditions encourage and even force connections. Will their relationships grow closer, or will they unravel?





Mega Marathon: World Tour


Can’t afford a plane ticket?  Watch these episodes to see exotic lands.
  • American Dad, “Stan of Arabia”
A snafu results in Stan and his family getting transferred to Saudi Arabia.  Once there, Stan enjoys the patriarchal society so much that he renounces his American citizenship.
  • Dinosaurs, “Getting to Know You”
Charlene feels that her family doesn’t understands her, so she runs away from home through a “species exchange program.”
  • The Facts of Life, “The Facts of Life Goes to Paris”
In this two-hour TV movie, our favorite Eastland girls go to France for summer school.  When study abroad turns out to be more boring than they hope, they run off to spend their last days in Paris.
  • Family Guy, “Road to Europe”
Brian and Stewie go to England so Stewie can see the set of his favorite British children’s show.  When the plane takes them to the Middle East, our favorite duo uses song and dance to work their way through Europe.
  • King of the Hill, “Returning Japanese”
The Hills go to Japan so that Grandpa Cotton can apologize to a war widow.  Once there, they find out that the “widow” was single and the “action” didn’t happen on the battle field.
  • Mad Men, “Souvenir”
Don takes Betty on a whirlwind trip to Rome, while Pete tries to do a favor for a German nanny.
  • The Simpsons, “Bart vs. Australia”
After Bart makes an expensive prank call to Australia, the Simpsons go to the land down under so Bart can apologize.  Once there, they find to their horror that Bart will be kicked in the butt by a giant boot.
  • South Park, “Rainforest Schmainforest”
The boys join a children’s choir and travel to Costa Rica to save the rainforest.  The group starts to change its tune after getting lost in the rainforest and seeing its dangers.

Greetings, fellow televisualphiles.

Everybody watches TV.  Even though you are now just as likely to watch it on your computer or iPod, it’s still called “TV.”  It forms our cultural wallpaper, ensuring we have something to fall back on when we are forced to make small talk.  It unifies us through classic moments we watch together.  It divides us over arguments over whether Star Trek Original Series was better than Next Generation.
But we are all busy people.  You don’t always have time to determine the shows worth watching.  You might want to look into a new show, whether current or classic, but don’t know where to turn for suggestions.  That’s where I come in.
You’re welcome.